Scotty’s 2021 Diary- Leaked

Art by Eliza Williams

Dear Diary, 

Today was NOT a good day ::(((( 

I got made fun of because I said assaulting women was bad. Wtf???????? Do the haters think it is good?????????? 

Apparently some people think I should have known that assault was bad without asking Jenny or thinking about my daughters…. What do they know? Isn’t it good to learn new things? To challenge yourself? #keepmovingforward

Anyway, I think this might be a big issue – the whole gendered violence and harassment thing. I’ve decided to put it on my “to fix” list for next week. I’m not sure how yet but we can probably get to the bottom of it if we work hard, pray harder. 

That’s it for now I think. Bed time! 

Love from Scotty. 

P.S – Someone suggested raising Centrelink by a whole $3? Sounds a bit outlandish but I might sleep on it…

P.P.S- I must remember to tell my EA to schedule a meeting with Christian’s office too….