Clive oh Clive your hair is like wheat

Clive oh Clive when can we meet?

Your rhymes are so neat

They make my heart beat

When you twerk

It drives the nation berserk

Your Facebook posts make me wonder if you’re having a prolonged stroke

Or if you have just become really woke

Your weight loss journey is an inspiration

Even when you’re dealing with Tim tam induced frustration

Clive Oh Clive

Caught in the rain

Clive oh Clive

Never again become a pain

Goodbye Clive Goodbye

Clive Goodbye

Bye Bye Clive Bye

Goodbye

Clive