Clive oh Clive your hair is like wheat
Clive oh Clive when can we meet?
Your rhymes are so neat
They make my heart beat
When you twerk
It drives the nation berserk
Your Facebook posts make me wonder if you’re having a prolonged stroke
Or if you have just become really woke
Your weight loss journey is an inspiration
Even when you’re dealing with Tim tam induced frustration
Clive Oh Clive
Caught in the rain
Clive oh Clive
Never again become a pain
Goodbye Clive Goodbye
Clive Goodbye
Bye Bye Clive Bye
Goodbye
Clive